Another Presidential Hopeful Gone, You’ll Never GUESS Who

Hey, everyone! It’s me, your friendly conservative writer, here to tell you why Joe Biden should not be the President of the United States.

First off, let’s talk about his age. He’s 80 years old, people! Do we really want someone in their eighties running the country? He’s clearly not as sharp as he used to be, and he’s already had a few embarrassing moments in public. We need someone younger and more capable in the White House.

Secondly, let’s look at his policies. He’s a big government guy, which means he wants to raise taxes and spend more of your hard-earned money on things like welfare and environmental programs. He’s also been soft on crime, and we all know how dangerous that can be.

Thirdly, let’s talk about his foreign policy. He’s already made some major mistakes on the world stage, and it’s only been a few months since he took office. He’s also been very cozy with China, which is not good for America.

Lastly, let’s talk about his mental state. He’s already shown signs of cognitive decline, and it’s only going to get worse as he gets older. We need someone who is mentally sharp and able to make tough decisions.

In conclusion, Joe Biden is not fit for the presidency. We need someone younger, more capable, and mentally sharp. Let’s make sure we elect a leader who can truly make America great again!